“Tag me!”

In order to be “cool” in today’s world you need to “be tagged.” Being tagged in facebook pictures is a way of showing the world that you have friends, you’re social, you’re “cool,” you have a boyfriend or girlfriend, and you look good! People are obsessed with being in as many pictures as they can, so the outside world can see what a “cool” person they are.

There are a few problems I have with this scenario.

First, if there are thousands of pictures tagged of you, it’s a problem! Do you have a LIFE, or do you just spend endless hours with your “friends” taking pictures of yourself. Honestly, if I see a girl with 2,786 photos tagged, I automatically think that they are trying way too hard to share their lives with the world.

Second, there is nothing more annoying when a girl says “tag me” every two seconds!!!! I know you what to be in the picture, I know you what everyone to see that you were out and “having a good time” with “lots of friends” but calm down, please!

Third, it’s okay to take pictures but limit yourself in some sense—nobody wants a camera in their face every two seconds (unless you’re the girl screaming “tag me!”).

Forth, screen your facebook pictures—please!! I don’t want to see pictures popping up on my home page of girls peeing in the toilet; I don’t know how anyone finds this attractive of the least bit funny!

(Maybe it would be smart of you to wear this shit on nights when you know you might drink too much!)

Fifth, don’t take pictures of yourself in the mirror; I don’t know why anyone does this. I don’t know if it’s just me but that seriously wields me out!!

Finally, your true friends know what you really look like so don’t obsess about how beautiful or ugly you are in your photos. It’s the people who don’t really know you that what to friend you just so they can “stalk” your photos. “Stalking” is a whole nother topic that maybe ill cover next time!!